Slap a little joy on everything you own.
Premium die-cut stickers, fridge-dominating magnets, and other beautifully pointless objects. Peel one off. Plug it onto your laptop, water bottle, or a coworker's monitor. Instant serotonin.
- Stupidly sticky
- Waterproof-ish
- 40,000+ happy procrastinators

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Stickers that did numbers
Peer-reviewed by 40,000 people avoiding their actual responsibilities.
Professionally Overwhelmed
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Emotionally Waterproof
Made with questionable humour
& very serious glue
Stupidly sticky
Aerospace-adjacent adhesive that grips laptops, bottles, helmets and bad decisions. Peels off clean when you finally grow up. (You won't.)
Sun? Never met her.
UV-laminated colours that refuse to fade, sulk or go beige on you.
Ships fast
Out the door before you regret-add three more to your cart.
Dishwasher-brave magnets
Okay, don't actually dishwash a magnet. But it'll survive your fridge, your fingerprints, and a decade of takeout menus.

This is Sticky.
Part sticker, part plug, fully employed as our Chief Peeling Officer. He's been stuck to the same laptop since 2021 and reports “zero regrets, mild adhesive fatigue.”
Sticky believes every object deserves a personality and every Monday deserves a sticker. We mostly let him cook.
- Hobbies sticking, peeling, vibing
- Fears lint, humidity, beige offices
- Catchphrase “plug it in, see what happens”
Reviews we did not pay for
“My laptop finally has a personality. My therapist is thrilled and slightly out of a job.”
“Put ‘Professionally Overwhelmed’ on my work badge. Got promoted. Coincidence? Absolutely not.”
“Stuck one on my water bottle. It survived the dishwasher, three drops, and my ex.”